A real man. No one knows where he came from. Some say he was forged when a single lightning bolt struck a tornado. Some say he is the reencarnation Hercules. Some say he is Hercules himself. Nontheless, he is one not to be messed with. If you ever have a question that needs answered, Newsock is always the answer.
When the teacher asked who the first president of the United States was, the whole class exclamed "Newsock."
by oh no :) October 21, 2010