Newsmax 

Ultra right-wing pseudo news outlet, similar to Fox News, owned and controlled by wealthy hypocrites out to destroy President Obama's administration and all liberals. Newsmax continues to manufacture and publish sensationalized anti-progressive garbage even though it has been publicaly reprimanded and forced to retract numerous articles/lies. It is a favorite "news source" for TeaParty members, Birthers, Ditto-Heads, Republicans, and other ignorant individuals including, but not limited to, Sarah Palin, Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and Donald Trump.

Sarah Palin: Did you read the latest article in Newsmax about Obama's direct ties to all socialist and communist organizations throughout the world?
TeaParty sycophant: Yup, some feller, i can't rightly member his name, readed it to me at my KKK meetin da other nite. Obama is one of them there mooslums!!!!

Newsmax by mark607 January 10, 2012

Newsmas 

The celebration of Christmas on New Years with family who otherwise are unable to celebrate Christmas that year.

This year our family is celebrating Newsmas because we didn't get Christmas off.

Newsmas by Fashion Freddy January 1, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012