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Newport-On-Tay is a humble town in North East Fife. Newport is home to the famous Matthew Robertson. Matthew Robertson has became famous for being sucked off by an elderly lady. Newport has also a cafè were you will be served by the almighty 'Handy Harris'
Lets head to the humble town of Newport-on-Tay to have a coffee and be served by Handy Harris.
by Mince4Life May 22, 2014
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