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Newpheg (Noun)

A player of an MMORPGwhom:

1. Everyone dislikes
2. Is a new, annoying player.
3. Has deemed himself a loser by lying to attain popularity.
4. One who thinks the entire world revolves around himself or anyone like him.

Newphegs often end with getting banned from said MMORPG.
That guy was such a newpheg, he thought that he could back talk the GMs. Look where that got him.
Newpheg by Sahiro October 19, 2008
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Short form of Nepheg is Neph. One of the coolest people you can befriend, loyal af, respects everyone around him, is a little shy at times, but also very adamant in an argument. Cant keep secrets even if he tried his best, so its always advised to only share secrets with Nepheg if you trust him.
guy: hey did you talk with Nepheg Yesterday?

girl: yeah I did, he is very chill and a little funny too.
Nepheg by definitely-not-neph November 22, 2021
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the word evil parents teach their kids if they want to screw them over for life instead of nephew. means the exact same thing. useful with dyslexic children.
the magicians newphen was actually an alright book.
newphen by rogerdogermcloger March 20, 2009
It's the coolest nephew that you have
My newphew will graduate this year
newphew by tizio83 February 6, 2018
Industrious, eternal optimist. Never gives up. Stealth, fish documentarian.
I put the Newpher on the wannabe fisherman.
newpher by SteelHeadSlayer June 4, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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