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A Newmon is an individual that is usually brown. He is normally found in a hut filled with smoke, playing a middle-eastern board game until the death of his opponent. He also enjoys billiards... often he will get upset and yell "bok choy" when an asian female beats him.
"What happened?" One word... Newmon"
by mama hooks February 03, 2010