Newman 

Newman is not an aquatic animal but in fact a living breathing human. Newman usually have exceptionally good looks, which make people hate on him. Sometimes Newman's looks can even get the boys to turn gay towards him. Even though Newman sometimes gets bullied, he is still a strong individual. Newman is an overall great person and someone you should definitely hook up with if you get the chance. Most of the time, Newman is used as a surname, but people who have Newman as a surname are betas. People who have Newman as their first name are the true alphas. Newmans' usually have the best taste of music. If he recommends you a song you should definitely listen to it.

Person 1: Damn I hate this bitch Newman, he's stealing all the hoes. I don't want his sloppy seconds.

Newman by artifishal November 15, 2019

Newman 

Jerry's arch-enemy on Seinfeld.

Chunky Wrappers? Newman!

Newman by Adrian September 16, 2006

Newman 

Jerry Seinfelds Arch nemises

Newman:
Hello Jerry

Jerry:
Hello Newman

Newman by cory lahey March 1, 2008

newman 

Jerry's fat annoying neighbor on the show Seinfeld, he works as a postman and he is a good friend of Kramer, and sometimes joins Kramer in his "get rich quick" schemes.
Newman is also responsible for bringing fleas into jerry's apartment as seen on the show.
His actor is Wayne Knight.

Newman: Hello, Jerry.
Jerry: Hello, Newman.

newman by Mario-Dx January 2, 2009

newman 

a school for battymen kmt imagine finishing your sats and being like when i grow up i wanna finish men its too fruity only like 2 teachers have back and the other male teachers are onc sneeze from dying

roadman 1: aye whoose that battyman there is he skunked???
roadman 2: alie fam mans moving like james charles ho must go newman

roadman 1:he deffo goes newan

newman by not a newman battyboy 🤮 November 22, 2020

Newman 

Hairy, slutty girl who often tries to get with two guys at the same time. Girl who likes to touch dicks simultaneously.

One night, newman went after both me and my friends dick.

Newman by johnlewis42 January 28, 2009

Newman 

The best boy ever. He was strong and sweet, kind to everyone. Nobody can hate him regardless of their view on dogs. He wants to play with you all say and wants a belly rub but is too sore so just reach for him. He wakes you up, and says goodnight. I miss him❤️

Newman is amazing!!

Newman by monicalovesdogs May 18, 2019