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NewJersification
To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - acrylic 'fingernails' which soon cover only half the actual nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or her perfect, essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh a nudduh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.
Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .
NewJersification by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2023
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Best girl group of 5 members.(MInji,Hanni,Danielle,Haerin,Hyein) JUST listen to Attention, Hype Boys, Cookie, and Hurt(this baby is underratedTT) so that you will know why they are the main topics of all time,. once you fall in love with NewJeans, You cant help but will be ttoki at once and 4ever.
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newjeans fever
Two words to describe K-pop’s biggest girl group of 4th gen, Newjeans, their colossal impact that has changed the game, the way they continue to do so and the ‘fever’ everyone has cause they are obsessed with their music(including me!).
Person 1: I really want my favorite girl group to chart on the k-pop charts but ever since omg and ditto it seems everyone has Newjeans fever!
Person 2: I got no time to lo-o-see
Person 1: girl yes you do we have French in an hour
Person 2: I’m fluent, sucks to suck bitch!
Person 2: I got no time to lo-o-see
Person 1: girl yes you do we have French in an hour
Person 2: I’m fluent, sucks to suck bitch!
newjeans fever by ILL DANCE DANCE WITH MY HANDS March 28, 2023
newjeans fever
Two words to describe K-pop’s biggest girl group of 4th gen, Newjeans, their colossal impact that has changed the game, the way they continue to do so and the ‘fever’ everyone has cause they are obsessed with their music(including me!).
Person 1: ever since omg and ditto it seems everyone has Newjeans fever!
Person 2: I got no time to lo-o-see
Person 1: girl yes you do we have French in an hour
Person 2: oh my oh my god I’m actually fluent, that sucks for youuuu
Person 2: I got no time to lo-o-see
Person 1: girl yes you do we have French in an hour
Person 2: oh my oh my god I’m actually fluent, that sucks for youuuu
newjeans fever by ILL DANCE DANCE WITH MY HANDS March 28, 2023