The sexual act of a woman/man performing prophylactic fellatio on a man/woman's feces when they are half-way out of the anus.
The man was very excited when his poop came half-way out and Jeremy began giving him a New York Breakfast.
by Bob Sacomento August 10, 2006
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The act of having a shit while simultaneously swilling coffee and smoking a cigarette. This is sure to make you poo like a coon and it's rather invigorating.
"My whole day just can't go right if I don't have a decent New York breakfast in the morning."
by TT Jackson March 11, 2014
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The act of sticking a spoon backwards into a girls butthole whilst maneuvering her to scoop up cereal and feed yourself in New York.
Mac: Yo dis bitch genna gave me a New York Breakfast of Champions yesterday

James: Way to go dudeson
by breakfastbitches September 3, 2010
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When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.
I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.
by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021
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