New York Breakfast

The sexual act of a woman/man performing prophylactic fellatio on a man/woman's feces when they are half-way out of the anus.

The man was very excited when his poop came half-way out and Jeremy began giving him a New York Breakfast.

by Bob Sacomento August 10, 2006

New York Breakfast

The act of having a shit while simultaneously swilling coffee and smoking a cigarette. This is sure to make you poo like a coon and it's rather invigorating.

"My whole day just can't go right if I don't have a decent New York breakfast in the morning."

by TT Jackson April 7, 2014

New York Breakfast of Champions

The act of sticking a spoon backwards into a girls butthole whilst maneuvering her to scoop up cereal and feed yourself in New York.

Mac: Yo dis bitch genna gave me a New York Breakfast of Champions yesterday

James: Way to go dudeson

by breakfastbitches September 3, 2010

New York Breakfast

When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.

I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.

by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021