Major United States city with asshole people. The city smells very bad. The city dumb is on large boats on the river. You also cannot drive in that city because of too many asshole taxi drivers and regular asshole people. Too expensive to live their. Try to stay away from NY.
1: "New York smells like ass."
2: "New York has asshole people."
by Kucamonga Kid March 25, 2005
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Urban epicenter of the universe and best gay scene in the world. Trashy,clubby,elegant,funky, and a social hotch potch of humanity. Most cultured city in America and the pulse of the universe.
New York is a movie set and everyone is an actor
by London to Tokyo to Madrid November 7, 2003
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1. A big city that mainly consists of high paid buisiness men, gangstas, and homeless people following you around asking for money

2. A reality tv star

1. "My trip to New York sucked! A high paid buisiness man ran over my foot, some gangstas mugged me for a pack of cigarettes and a towel, and some homeless guy peed on my foot!

2. If you were standing next to New York when all the density of the earth collapsed, you'd be drowned in silicone.
by erin... rawr December 18, 2007
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Person A: "Yo nigga have you been to new york?"
Person B "Fuck no, i dont wanna get clapped"
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WHY WHEN I SAY NEW YORK EVERYONE THINKS THE CITY
Person 1: I live in New York
Person 2: The city? Cool!
Person 1, who lives in long island: *sighs*
by Learn to play kid April 14, 2021
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A place where there is no “south” and “north” just uptown and downtown.

It’s either the city or upstate.
Manhattan is not the only part of the city.
Not everyone wears timbs.

Where “mad” is used to describe shit.

Every female is either “ma, shawty, a jawn, mami, or mamacita”.

If you don’t say “deadass, pause, valid, or mad” in every sentence you not valid.
- shawty mad fire, she deadass a jawn.

- yo imma shoot this right in yo face pause

- yo this blunt is mad valid nigga
-new York is wild lit dawg
by Ya dig huh? March 11, 2019
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The second worst state in the U. S., after Illinois. (Unlike Illinois, New York didn't require a three-fifths majority of both houses of its state legislature to ratify the Equal Rights Amendment.) People upstate aren't that much nicer than people in New York City. The superiority complexes on roids are infuriating. Even 90% of upstate New Yorkers have a superiority complex. It wouldn't matter for whom New Yorkers vote, because the winner would govern poorly. I am not surprised that anyone would want to crash a plane into a building within New York City, and I wouldn't be surprised by a terrorist attack upstate either. I am not surprised that cars with a New York license plate get stopped in other states because of anti-New York sentiment. If I didn't live in New York, I would rather lose a limb than go back to New York.
"I'm glad I don't live in New York anymore." Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia
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