Possibly one of the shittiest states in the United States. Yes. It is in the United States for you ignorant bitches. No. People dont ride camels or live in teepees. It is an ugly wasteland of a desert and people just pretend to appreciate its "natural beauty", which is really just another way of saying goddamn we live in a fucking shithole, what the fuck is out here besides dirt and cactus.
Watch "Breaking Bad", and you will know what i am talking about.

Albuquerque happens to be the biggest breeding ground of all stupidity in the state, with the ridiculous suburb of Rio Rancho. Public education sucks, and is taught by demeaning ignorant bastards. People cannot drive. There are always drunk Natives walking the streets. People wonder why we have such a big drug problem? Well maybe if you arrogant pricks gave the youth of New Mexico somewhere to hang out and do something productive, we wouldnt find our youth consumed with addictions and stupidity. Teen pregnancy happens to be one of the highest rates, and the mothers tend to be teenagers who were probably dropped on their heads as babies. The population consists of mostly people of Hispanic descent, Caucasians, and Natives. You meet a couple types of Hispanic stereotypes, some are very family oriented, with high goals, and traditional values, while the rest make the US hate the Mexicans for hopping the border, as they are uneducated, use the welfare system, breed like rabbits, wear their pants below their buttocks, and draw on their goddamn eyebrows with sharpies. They create needless crime with their stupid gangs and ignorance. The Caucasians tend to either be incredibly wealthy and stuck up, or the biggest fucking hicks you will ever meet, probably inbred and mutated by all the nuclear waste in the ground. Meth is a huge problem here. The Natives are either very smart or uber alchoholics.

There is a huge education gap here with the people, there are the very well educated who work in the labs, creating weapons to destroy the planet. While the majority of people here are complete idiots.

Don't come to New Mexico.
Hey, New Mexico is that shithole state that oversaw the Manhattan Project.
by cuntbitchshitfuck October 28, 2008
a diverse state with many interesting things to do in it, and often thought by fucktards as a state where a bunch of cowboys live.
also the only state to have a question that is recognized almost nowhere else.
also where mexicans live, but if its on tv there are none, how stupid is that?
in new mexico it goes
waiter: do you want chile?
customer: yes
waiter: red or green?
customer: BOTH!
by persia_sparta April 21, 2006
Forget Arizona. This place is better. Housing afforability, friendly people, good drivers, a population that isnt growing too fast, the southern Rocky Mountains and skiing. New Mexico has more engineering (especially atomic engineering) degrees per capita than any state. Most engineers work near Roswell in secret locations.


1. plenty of DUI and alcoholism thanks to the large native population
2. poverty
New Mexico is actually a very nice state to live. Midwesterners who move southwest should choose New Mexico over Arizona anyday.
by krock1dk September 04, 2007
1. To miss easy free throws
2. To screw up an easy chance at something
1. Damn, how did Gilbert Arenas new mexico those free throws! They lost bc of him
2. Yo, you shoulda hooked up with that hott chick, she wanted it. You totally new mexicoed it.
by Chicaaago Ditka August 10, 2006
The one of the cleanest and beautiful, yet cheapest states with neatly decorated highways and new smooth pavement.
New Mexico is a mountains and forests state.
by Vabq April 26, 2006
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