Asshole from New York: haha new jersey is just jughandles and potholes

Me: um we're the second best state so i would shut the fuck up
by idontreallyknowanymore January 21, 2019
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A state that is 40% rich and 60% ghetto. U got ur places like holmdell, Monroe and the other nice towns then u got Patterson, Elizabeth, and worst off all Newark. And no one in Newark actually says newark. It's nork. No w involved. When u walk into Nora u automatically hear the welcoming sounds of gunshots, you see the diversity. Crack dealers, pot dealers, some other drug you have never heard of... Our property tax is higher than me after I drop two tabs of lsd. We also get kind of a bad wrap. Not all of us are those Imbread animal like peices of garbage u see on the jersey shore. Most of our pizzas are garbage which is ironic bc we our known for our tomatoes. and don't forget....."it's a joisy thing"
” new jersey ain't shit..."
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River
by Ace 732 April 3, 2017
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I’ve lived here a long ass time. Pretty chill. People are kinda rude, but it’s whatever. Cheese fries are the shit, and bagels buss. We can’t drive slow for shit, we’re always driving fast for no reason. We have gun problems, but just don’t be dumb and provoke a nigga at night by yourself, and you’ll be fine.
Person 1: Yo, you live in New Jersey, right?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You think y’all better than New York, right?
Person 2: Nah, nobody here really cares or talks about New York. Yeah, we might get some of our slang from them, but we don’t think we’re better.
by thebitchwhokills March 31, 2021
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The fakest state ever. Full of weird smells, tacky people, and fake beaches. While driving from New York to New Jersey, you are greeted by a garbage land fill. No one understands what's wrong with wearing sequins and glitter everyday and wearing a short dress is not possible for girls. Such a fake state that it is currently being used as an adjective.
"Hey, do you like this dress?"
"It's sort of New Jersey..."
"ewww. Next store."
by NewYorker916 April 19, 2009
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The suburb child of NYC and Phillie
Hey lets go shopping in the worlds biggest suburb.
by YankeeMet July 3, 2005
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New Jersey:

Horrible Drivers
Smells like shit
Shitty ass weed if you can even find any
Douchebags everywhere you look
Full of Guido Faggots
White Trash
What is New Jersey known For?
Their is nothing to do

THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA
I went to Joisy tha otha day and got a shitty cawfey and saw a guido fag in his old ass honda civic. Fuck New Jersey
by Stratton fo life March 5, 2009
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"Welcome to New Jersey. We're from here, what's your excuse?"
by bigtones November 27, 2005
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