A stuck-up preppy town that is loaded with cash located in conneticut. On Friday’s after school, kids walk into town, crowd around Mackenzie’s and smoke pot, show off, and get drunk. The town has no clue what poverty is, and whenever they have fund-raisers for the homeless, some crack-dealer kids steal the friggin money and buy cigarettes. The mother’s have no clue how to drive what so ever and once in a while, they run over a poor bulimic runner in a rush to get their nails done. And sports aren’t for fun here, they’re for competition. Everyone is on a sport team, and if you aren’t on one, you are considered a gay loser. Aren’t kids nice here? All of the girls obsess about how they look and mostly spend time in the bathroom making sure their hair is perfect. Yeah, I almost became one of those, but I’m not. I’m also not emo, either, which are the only two classifications in New Canaan. And there are the butt-kissers, too, but they have no life. People in New Canaan have more then one house and brag to everyone about their money. And most of the time the parents are sitting around drinking wine while their kids run off and smoke.
On the last day of school, two stupid seventh graders got in a fight and were arressted, a kid stuck his foot in a window at B&R, and everyone wears really tight clothes. Great for New Canaan!
stupidest fucking town on the face of this earth
full of a bunch of faggot ass rich kids who think they are better then everyone and only talk shit about each other
BEAT WILTON? - a saying the "cool kids" use to try and prove they are bigger alcoholics than fucking wilton...GREAT FUCKING GOAL IN LIFE, GIVE UP YOU FAGGOTS,I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN ACHIEVE IT!
omg urban dictionary wow something to do with our waste-of-time lives beside sit around and get high and drunk!!! YAY
(JK party at my house later...call my cell)
Also home to the "risque" club, a group of kids that stand there and go, "how RISQUE am I" and making secret gestures. The phrase was started by the class of 2007 as freshman. They think that they are the coolest kids in the world because they can say that word and no one else can unless they are in the group, and if you do and you arent in the group then you are a huge fag. Basically, its the "n" word of New Canaan.
"Uh! Risque! How Risque am I!!!"
"Blos youre such a fag dont say that"
A town in fairfield county. Think greenwich
, take away the cool people, add hot prude bleached blond girls, add the gay "drama" from the OC, and u get new canaan.
new canaan trys too hard
home to alll the rams who wish they were d-baggers.
d- baggers stink!!!!!!!!!!1
not very known even by towns bordering it such as norwalk, wich is probobly good for them. filled with stuck up adults, or adults who play beirut, not beer pong, along side their children. a shitty house right on south avenue with no proptery will sell for 4 million, like it was a great deal. the adults go to many coctail parties and fund raises, were they say they are suporters, yet it is really a compatition with the woman about who looks more anerexic. the teenagers cant wait to get out, and have nothing better to do then spend their parents money on drugs and alcohol, wich is to our benafit. if you arent a collor popper, you arent aproved of by many adults of the comunuity, thats a reasong why you will see alot of black in this town. be prepared to b bored out of your mind in this town!
new canaan and its people suck
new canaan is a loser town that is full of loser people. they suck at sports and every other town in ct is better
someone who lives in new canaan: "i am wierd"
new canaan blows nuts. dairen is way cooler. THE HANGING
We kill u in sports.