New - That which is not old.
Ass - Something for everone to pound on.

New Ass - Someone that is not old and is there for everyone to enjoy pounding.
He has become the New Ass around here!
by Somerti Tenaniam October 28, 2004
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(ass news) being fired, ect, being on the receiving end of bad news, (example) steve went in to the office today only to receive ass news. (the boss informed him that he was fired )
steve went in to the office today only to receive ass news. (the boss informed him that he was fired )
by Peewee123 July 11, 2014
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when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)
TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!
by RRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEEE October 29, 2009
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When your name is evan and you wear the same shirt for 3 weeks at work with the same brown stain and stink like a hobo.
by NiggaT87 August 2, 2019
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