A county in Virginia ran by L.A or the people of Lanexa, the school is filled with nic fiends, pot heads and whores or whores who dont know they’re whores.
boy 1: where you live?
boy 2: New Kent.
boy 2: where do you live?
boy 1: Lanexa.

boy 2: oh word. tryna match?
by taylor bandy February 28, 2020
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A small town that nobody knows the location of, even the residents of neighboring towns.
*In a park not far from kid 1's house, in a neighboring county*

Kid 1: Hi do you want to be friends?
Kid 2: SURE :D where do you live?
Kid 1: New kent..
Kid 2: Oh im sorry... my mom says not to talk to people from that country... She says they eat cats for breakfast :(
by cyleleghorn the third December 9, 2010
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