A neutralizer is a piece-of-shit car that a rich guy drives because that car has the power to neutralize gold diggers since gold diggers will automatically discount a guy that drives a piece-of-shit car, regardless of his other qualities. A neutralizer is the anti-thesis of a chick magnet.
The purpose of owning, driving and even cherishing a neutralizer is that it will save the rich guy from the claws of gold diggers. If a woman passes the neutralizer test, i.e. she accepts a guy with his POS car, she is likely a good person with depth of character, and she will challenge him intellectually. If she won't even give him a chance because of his car, the guy now knows she only likes him for his cash.
The purpose of owning, driving and even cherishing a neutralizer is that it will save the rich guy from the claws of gold diggers. If a woman passes the neutralizer test, i.e. she accepts a guy with his POS car, she is likely a good person with depth of character, and she will challenge him intellectually. If she won't even give him a chance because of his car, the guy now knows she only likes him for his cash.
Ahmed: Hey, that girl you met at the bar last week was quite tantalizing. You seemed to hit it off. Did you go on a date with her?
Laurent: Well, I was pretty excited, and the conversation was going well, but my Neutralizer seemed have turned her off when she saw me get in my Neutralizer (1998 Corolla with scratches everywhere). She got neutralized. I saw her two days later in a Maserati with some other rich trust fund kid. The Neutralizer saved me again from falling for a smoking hot gold digger. Thank you my Neutralizer, because I never learn my lessons...For now, I guess I'll have to find someone else to share my 5000 sqft penthouse overlooking Central Park.
Laurent: Well, I was pretty excited, and the conversation was going well, but my Neutralizer seemed have turned her off when she saw me get in my Neutralizer (1998 Corolla with scratches everywhere). She got neutralized. I saw her two days later in a Maserati with some other rich trust fund kid. The Neutralizer saved me again from falling for a smoking hot gold digger. Thank you my Neutralizer, because I never learn my lessons...For now, I guess I'll have to find someone else to share my 5000 sqft penthouse overlooking Central Park.
by frenamezian_again1 December 30, 2011
by Tonio31 May 13, 2006
Having no strong feelings on something one way or another, being neutral. Made popular by the Futurama episode "Brannigan Begin Again."
"What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
- Zapp Brannigan
- Zapp Brannigan
by Rankojin August 3, 2004
by Gareth Klieber April 23, 2006
This just means that you are at an uncertain point in your life... You don't want to be involved (sexually, romanticly) with males or females... you just want to be left alone! (like in NEUTRAL mode)
by Shan December 17, 2003
To kill and put something out of its misery. Usually using a very vicious, savage and violent force upon some harmless object, person, animal, grandma, kitten, baby...
by BNKRNR March 30, 2010
A person that doesn't really do anything. Doesn't really help anyone out or make anything worse, they are just neutral. Not really doing anything.
Williamson you were so neutral today you just didnt really do anything at all.
Daycheck I see you were just neutral on these aircraft specials. You just didn't really do any of them.
Daycheck I see you were just neutral on these aircraft specials. You just didn't really do any of them.
by naadwizzle August 19, 2009