neuro-erectiledysfunction

The inability of your brain to translate the desire to "get it on" into the muscular activation of doing so. It fails to excite the antigravity muscles, such as the gastrocsoleus, levator scapula, and the penis.

My buddy had his mojo stolen by his girlfriend, now he's got neuro-erectiledysfunction.

by Neuro-geekus November 12, 2015

Neuro

The most adorable and cute person and constandly denys it.

"Awww Neuro is so cute."
"NO U"

by Paegal November 17, 2019

Neuros

Sometime spelled “Nuros”.

Slang term for Nurofen Plus, an OTC painkiller containing Ibuprofen and Codeine.

Commonly used as a recreational drug by purposely overdosing.

Addict: “Think I need help, been taking 32 Neuros a day for 9 months.”

by PupsterMcFaggot July 18, 2023