Top definition
To be a Network Administrator, you must first become JEDI. Once an Administrator, you can do everything and anything you want. Including getting paid to eat donuts, shoot your felow employees monitors, then replace them. Also Network Administrators get all the "tang"
by Windexter April 16, 2003
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
1) Someone who is appointed to maintain a level of control over a Network, he is also responcible for the upkeep of the Network, or the hiring of service personnel.
2) Someone who hires, fires, and maintains the other hired personnel on a Network (usually maitnance personnel or other subordinates)
3) Someone who owns or plays a good part in running a Network
The Network Administrator has fixed the Webserver.
by Teegtahn December 16, 2003
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
A male who hangs out with far too many facially ugly women. See also: Network.
Chase is the biggest Network Administrator I've ever met.
by Handsome P. Beautiful May 13, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt