an old womans pussy, in need and looking for cock, looks knarled, and the lips are purple from anger.

Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!

holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuc kher, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!
Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!

holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuck her, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!

oh man!! that woman even smells like she has a knottie nettie,,,RUN THE OTHER WAY!!
by smoother than silk August 26, 2009
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When a male ejaculates in the females nostril and she tilts her head and it comes out the other nostril.
Nettie potting not recommended for clearing sinuses.
by Fr34k4K1nK August 4, 2011
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Used to describe a person, usually a nagging wife, that constantly babbles and complains about even the smallest of issues. This person will usually express their resentment or displeasure in a public place such as a grocery store or restaurant.

Yammering Netty literally means Clamorous Toilet; from the
verb Yammer: To utter or say in a complaining or clamorous tone; and the noun Netty: The British slang word for public or outside toilet. - See also: Chatter Box
Herold took Alice out to a nice restaurant and all she did was babble about how he never takes her anywhere nice. Alice is such a Yammering Netty.
by Wm M. May 22, 2008
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When you cum in a girls nostril and it comes out the other, clearing her out like a netty pot.
My girl was feelin stuffy, so i gave that bitch a nasty netty.

Whenever i want a blowjob during cold season, I have to give my girl a nasty netty first.

“Babe don’t worry, if a hot shower doesn’t work, i can always give you a nasty netty.”
by Brentephania October 9, 2018
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bangin' ass chick; hot to trot, loves to dance, loves her manfriend, and loves to work him right in the bedroom. loyal and sweet with a hint of devil.
damn bro, i wish i had a nettie boom in my life!!!!
by boomboom5547 March 19, 2010
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when a male ejaculates up one of his partners nostrils, then immediately follows it by ejaculating up the partners second nostril.
Jessica is always feeling congested because she has Netty sex with every guy she meets.
by Pizzaface999 August 21, 2011
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Or "nettlesome neighbor" More typically seems an elder folk who may appear friendly but ones loneliness and bitterness drives them to want unhappiness for their neighbors. Nosey AF,Erie, miserable
I once would like to come to my nice apt without that damn nettie neighby creeping around. I see the nettie neighby peeking out again.
by Jaseppie November 16, 2021
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