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One who works wonders with a net, but may loose the odd lunker. A very important part of the team.
Matt's the netman for the trip, now lets see him do what he is famous for doing...loosing the lunkers.
by Whisperer January 27, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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One who loves to fish so much would rather help others catch fish, than not be a part of the team at all. Not the best fisherman in the group but is an important part of the team.
Matt is such a Netman, what would we do without him, who would get us the beers?
by Whisperer January 27, 2009
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A twat who thinks he/she is "it", when quite clearly they have the intelligence of a mollusc. That's just had its brains blown out by a shotgun. And then stamped on.
by A-Nony-Mous September 19, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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