Nerd Burn

An insult towards a non-nerd that makes a reference only nerds would understand.

Confused Non-nerd: Should I include my T1 line in my packing bag?

Nerd: Do you mean your Ethernet cord? You couldn't fit a T1 line in a bag!

Nerds within earshot: *laughter* Ohhhh! Nerd Burn!

Nerd Burn by Ad F December 19, 2008

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Nerd burn

The toasty feeling on one's thighs after resting their laptop on their lap for too long, usually not permanent or disabling.

I should have moved to the table, now I have nerd burn. Same as laptop burn

Nerd burn by rockyhors June 7, 2011

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Nerd Burn

Medical condition known only to video game nerds.
Happens when a nerd is rotating their xbox 360 controller joystick so violently, they actually get a burn in the center of their hand. Similar to carpet burn, but on a much nerdier, less skanky scale.

Yeah dude. Theres a name for that. Its called a Nerd Burn.. fail.

Nerd Burn by Knowsalottabout Nerds November 24, 2010

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Nerd Burn

A burn directed toward a fellow nerd using information the general population wouldn't understand.

You used a hybrid approach? Who are you, Mendel? Ohhh, nerd burn!

You must've missed that turn because your mapping cells weren't working. Nerd burn!

Nerd Burn by oogaboo September 9, 2012

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Nerd burn

When one's rebuttal is so vastly superior to all comments and matters aforementioned that the target of said rebuttal is shamed back in to the womb that they mistakenly crawled forth from in the false belief that they would one day win this argument.

President Obama to Republicans on removing Planned Parenthood and the healthcare bill.

Obama: "If you think you can overturn my veto, try it."

America: "NERD BURN!"

Nerd burn by Indigo Shoes May 5, 2011

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nerd burn

when your so pale and you get sunburned so bad but have parts of your body that are still pale.

but the word is used as a adjetive to describe someone.

ah hes sucha nerd burn.

nerd burn by krissy b October 19, 2007

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NERD BURN

when a nerd replies with such understanding, and compelling poignancy that U, chad cant look them in the eye until you do 3 sets of squat lounges and flex in front of the mirror for 30 min.

"The Alt coin traders suffered an epic nerd burn today from developer Anumatsi Hgufvrstrlingerth."

NERD BURN by TheNewBTCGuy July 26, 2018

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