neptuned

when you and your niggas smoking that phat blunt and you didn’t tap out bc/ you ain’t wanna look like a pussy and y’all get done smoking and your not baked, your Neptuned

nigga I’m neptuned

by Zooted nation September 18, 2018

Neptune’s Nectar

The physical properties of the water at Great Wolf Lodge.

I don’t know why this place is no expensive. I guess the water is made of Neptune’s Nectar.

by All Bets Hedged February 25, 2020

Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

Neptune

A fucking idiot that has no friends

Person one-Hey neptune do you have friends?
Neptune-what are friends the fuck?

by Neptunei6940 December 24, 2021

Neptune

a furry bitch with a nintendo obsession

"neptune is a weird furry bitch who plays cooking mama on her nintendo switch lite"

by fatcocchaver July 15, 2022

neptune

either a planet called neptune which is usually associated with the sea, or old man jenkins who called himself neptune

the false king neptune was old man jenkins
the planet neptune could not support life as earth could

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

Neptune

Ariana Grande's favorite planet

Neptune is pertty, other planets are cancelled.

by sweetener snatched my wig May 10, 2018