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One who believes that they are all-that. Usually a suburban kid blasting black music (not like african tribal, but ghetto stuff) in their moms SUV. May play drums in a band but isn't always the case of a Neitge. An all around white kid with no home for his soul
"Dude, you're such a neitge!"
"Naw mang, I be poppin da cris like errday and then my baby momma be like hold up I gotta get me some suga for the down low rider.
Neitge by Micah R April 11, 2007
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1. a wigger, wanna be ghetto. Usually pretends to have accent, and listen to rap, ex. three6mofia
2. Usually accustom to having "Bro Rape" happen.
3. Smart Ass; Dip stick;
4. David Yellen's Penis Lover.
"dont be such a neitge"
"That's neitge music there"
Neitge by Girlfriend57357 March 24, 2007

NextGenUpdate 

The biggest, largest gaming and hacking forum on the internet.
Joe: Hey what's up?
Nick: Nothing, just going on NextGenUpdate.
Joe: Ahh...I heard that place is the sh*t.
NextGenUpdate by LuK3S1D3R June 5, 2009

Flocon De Neige 

This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.

This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.

Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.

ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED
You won’t believe the amount of props it took to do the Flocon De Neige with my girl last night
Flocon De Neige by mj9864 December 14, 2021

Neither here nor there

An expression that means "not important or relevant." In most common speech, this expression usually follows a random side note that the speaker thinks is interesting but is not related to the subject at hand.
I met this random chick at the club and she wants to get together. Man she's gorgeous! Her parents are from Panama which by the way, has 13 of the 15 tallest buildings in Latin America. But that's neither here nor there...

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Netgear Firewall 

A gay ass firewall that won't let you go to websites such as MySpace, Facebook, ect. It also blocks websites that show naked ladies. It is also hard to disable.
Bob: Hey Jack, lets look at some naked ladies!
Jack: We can't because of my Netgear Firewall.