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Neilston

A really dull boring place situated on the outskirts of glasgow next to Barrhead. Often referred to as "Nulstonia". Locals are reffered to as "cave men" due to their primitive lifestyle. Hunting regularly occurs and the main religion is Hinduism. Locals (cavemen) can be found hunting in "the bovis" or chanting in "kingston playing fields". Local dishes include mammoth, sabretooth tiger, Barrhead folk.
"Wanna go up to Neilstonia?"

"No, I don't have my passport with me!"

"Bummer"
by Franky Bhoy April 22, 2006
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