"I got tired of using my right hand so I tried a stranger. After that got boring, I slammed my elbow against my desk and whacked away."
"Ah, The Neighbor. Why were you masturbating in your office?"
"Ah, The Neighbor. Why were you masturbating in your office?"
by uncleM October 13, 2009
by my neighbors are gay September 1, 2010
"Dude, some Canadians just moved in next door, and they've been pumping Wu Tang all day!!"
"Fckn neighbors"
"Fckn neighbors"
by larrylowlife January 31, 2008
(Noun) White Slang: Is a safe derogatory word towards people of colored skin. to be used in place of nigger.
by Sexy Fox1 July 8, 2009
neighbors are two friends whose relationship is ambiguous enough where suspicion mounts by the amount of time they spend together.
first person: Are they dating?
second person: I don't know. They are always together.
first person: Hmm....I guess they're neighbors.
second person: I don't know. They are always together.
first person: Hmm....I guess they're neighbors.
by Jim E. April 10, 2007
Marijuana slang:
When the word 'neighbor' is used as a reservation for the second hit of a joint, another person in the circle can optionally call 'neighbor after neighbor', which garuntees him or her the third hit. Some circles even allow 'neighbor after neighbor after neighbor'. This practice can result in very impractical, convoluted rotations which are usually forgotten about halfway through the joint.
Many circles do not honor 'neighbor after neighbor' and it usually has to be argued for. But, if smoking in a large group of people its the best way to get a quicker turn if you forget to call neighbor.
Some smokers opt out of the whole 'neighbor' system and instead adhere fanatically to Bob Marley's advice 'Pass the Dutchie to the Left Hand Side". These people are soulless robots with no imagination.
When the word 'neighbor' is used as a reservation for the second hit of a joint, another person in the circle can optionally call 'neighbor after neighbor', which garuntees him or her the third hit. Some circles even allow 'neighbor after neighbor after neighbor'. This practice can result in very impractical, convoluted rotations which are usually forgotten about halfway through the joint.
Many circles do not honor 'neighbor after neighbor' and it usually has to be argued for. But, if smoking in a large group of people its the best way to get a quicker turn if you forget to call neighbor.
Some smokers opt out of the whole 'neighbor' system and instead adhere fanatically to Bob Marley's advice 'Pass the Dutchie to the Left Hand Side". These people are soulless robots with no imagination.
After Lynn called 'neighbor', Jon called 'neighbor after neighbor', which made him 3rd in rotation, despite the fact that he was way across the room and there were a bunch of people between him and the joint.
by DoktorJ December 15, 2005
Someone who is beyond human comprehension, he typically does weird things and has no soul. He do not feel pain, and can hold up to 36 eggs in each cheek. He is capable of lifting horse with one hand, as well as running 43 MPH. He can eat up to 6 cats in one sitting. If you see him staring at you, it is already to late. You will probably be locked in his sex dungeon under is bed for eternity.
by Kyle11480 November 21, 2019