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Negrometer 

A mental tool to help determine how much of a negro someone is.
Black Person: Nigga please

Cody:He's a ten on the Negrometer
Negrometer by Clutch Master January 2, 2010
when a normal white person starts speaking in black gangster/ghetto slang after exposure to music/games/television about said black culture.
Joe: shiiiieeeeeeet this thing be fucked up right here ! how you gonna carry it man !
Jake: what the hell are you on about ?
Joe: sorry i watched all 5 seasons of the wire last week so I've been well and truly Negroed
Negroed by reddragon2232 September 12, 2011

negrocery store 

a neighborhood grocery story that caters to black people and which carries types of food and other items that black people typically purchase.
Hey Dante, go down to the negrocery store and buy me a pack of Kools.
A grody negro. A dirty black man.
Damn, dat nigga Tyrone sho iz one negrody-ass muthafucka, cot damn!
negrody by DJ Jamal December 14, 2006

Negrometer 

A tool used to measure the temperature of an african
Is he running a fever? Better use the Negrometer
Negrometer by GnarPuddle September 25, 2016

negromelon 

A certain African-American who cannot read without eating a watermelon.
Teacher: "Jamal please read page 48".

Jamal: "I'm a Negromelon".

Teacher: "Someone go get Jamal a watermelon".
negromelon by Johnnnnnn Cenaaaaa April 13, 2016
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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