A small-ass town in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. It is home of the Miners, drunks, yoopers, Finlanders, snobs, poor, and just folks. Iron street has more bars and antique shops than anyone would like to admit. There is nothing to do except watch sports and get wasted. If you don't like either of those things, tough shit.
Person 1: Hey man, what do you wanna do today?
Person 2: Nothing. Negaunee is boring as hell.