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Necrolepsy 

Necrolepsy is a disorder marked by sudden, uncontrollable death, causing an individual to die at inappropriate times.
People with necrolepsy die suddenly—anywhere, at any time, maybe even in the middle of a conversation. These sudden deaths can last from a few seconds to more than an hour. Depending on where they occur, they may be mildly inconvenient or even dangerous to the individual. Some people experience zombie-like tendencies where they continue to function outwardly during the death episodes.
Necrolepsy by franki5x October 9, 2008

Necromutilomania 

A form of necrophilia where one is aroused by dissecting a corpse, usually while masturbating simultaneously.
Necromutilomania is socially unacceptable, but what happens in the morgue stays in the morgue.
Necromutilomania by Necromutilomaniac September 15, 2010

Necroleptic 

People who take random naps in cemetaries.
My girlfriend is a necroleptic, goth weirdo.
Necroleptic by NoNeckDude June 12, 2017
Much like blackmail, but I shit in your coffee instead of expose you publicly.
I betta gets it befo' da 19th or Iz negromale yer punk ass.
Negromale by Butsecks December 18, 2008

necrofile 

Someone who likes to rape dead bodies
"He raped the dead body with enthusiasm"
necrofile by Zimpaz September 29, 2003

Necrolepsy 

A disorder in the same class as Narcolepsy. Necrolepsy is caused by working in soul-crushing jobs like call centres and retail sales, and causes you to die a little each day.
The doctor told me I need to take some stress leave, doing tech support gave me Necrolepsy, next stage is alcoholism.