Necrodeer

Deer that has bizarre compulsion to leap out of the woods after an individual has met an untimely end in the wilderness, to have its way with the deceased's corpse.

After the goat killed the man hiking on the side of the mountain, the recovery team had to ward off the necrodeer before they could return the man's body to his family.

Careful going out hiking at night, one slip and you could end up having a visit from necrodeer.

Necrodeer by jokerX1584 October 20, 2010

Necroderm

A transdermal patch used to quell the urge to fuck dead people.

Steve : I can't seem to stop myself from fucking the dead.

Scott : Have you tried Necroderm?

Necroderm by JT Stranganopolis March 31, 2009

necrodestination 

The place your body ends up after you're dead. Also may be where your soul or spirit ends up after you die.

His necrodestination was the town's cemetery.

necrodestination by Distazo December 28, 2006

necrodendrophiliac

Someone who tries to have sex with dead trees

See Bob humping that old log? Well he's a necrodendrophiliac.

necrodendrophiliac by Kami_Bum October 30, 2003

necrodendropedo 

One who engages in sexual relations with dead young trees.

As we drove through Alaska we noticed Pete's eyes light up. On the side of the road was a collection of dead young trees. At that moment we knew we had a necrodendropedo on our hands.

necrodendropedo by Amoorous Lou September 18, 2008

Necronegronomicon

The highly sought after and elusive book of dead negros. It's purportedly buried somewhere in the vast country ghetto landscape of Birmingham, Alabama. This book has vast powers not unlike the Ark of the Covenant except it's bad, very bad and for the negro who possesses this book will become an avatar of black power and prowess.

We got's to find the Necronegronomicon so's we can kill all the leprechauns in dem trees.

Necronegronomicon by G. Latinous June 12, 2008

Necronegrobestiapedophilia 

Necronegrobestiapedophilia refers to a human who has sexual activity with young dead black animals.

A. John was arrested when caught participating in Necronegrobestiapedophilia at his local soup kitchen.

B. Eric is a Necronegrobestiapedophile. Don't take your baby panthers to his house. Unless you want them to be killed and raped.

Necronegrobestiapedophilia by Benny V February 4, 2010