My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. But instead I gave my brother Rob a beef necklace that night.
Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.
Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.
by Robert Beefson December 20, 2009
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by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019
Katie: "What did your boyfriend get you for your anniversary?"
Elisa: "He got me a pearl bitch necklace! I'm going to wear it every day!"
Elisa: "He got me a pearl bitch necklace! I'm going to wear it every day!"
by katester0402 December 29, 2011
when a man shoots his load around a womans neck area (thus resembling a necklace) after wanking off over her, between her tits or getting sucked off. then she pretends to enjoy it but only cos it's better than getting the load in the mouth.
by purl neck-lace October 7, 2003
Vic's Pigeon Necklace distribution is fastly becoming legend in the downtown metro area. Steer clear of 4th and Taylor!
by Adumbford November 4, 2014
An item of jewelry commonly worn around the neck or held in the hand. It would usually consist of a piece of string, slim rope of sometimes wire with a span large enough to encircle the back and leave considerable room for comfort.
It would then be laden with severed penises (also known as dicks, cocks, savage schlongs, bellends or otherwise), leading to the name cock-necklace. These “cocks” would usually be equally spaced along the necklace which would display an artistic penis placement by the creator. They originated from Viking times when Norse tribes would raid monk settlement, severing their genitals before applying them to items of clothing and jewelry such as cloaks, boots and, of course, the infamous necklace.
It would then be laden with severed penises (also known as dicks, cocks, savage schlongs, bellends or otherwise), leading to the name cock-necklace. These “cocks” would usually be equally spaced along the necklace which would display an artistic penis placement by the creator. They originated from Viking times when Norse tribes would raid monk settlement, severing their genitals before applying them to items of clothing and jewelry such as cloaks, boots and, of course, the infamous necklace.
Norseman 1: Is that...a cock-necklace?
Norseman’s wife: Yes.
Norseman 1: If I had one that size I’d faint! The rush of blood to something that size would knock any man out!
Norseman’s wife: This one is only 3 inches long.
Norseman’s wife: Yes.
Norseman 1: If I had one that size I’d faint! The rush of blood to something that size would knock any man out!
Norseman’s wife: This one is only 3 inches long.
by Edward of All Men December 11, 2020
by Mykul303 August 16, 2006