McConnell: Asmon stop being such a neckbeard!
Asmon: Fuck you neckbeard lookin' ass. I've got 99% of items in wow lmao
Asmon: Fuck you neckbeard lookin' ass. I've got 99% of items in wow lmao
by asmongoldlover999 May 13, 2019
by Monkeyman972 November 3, 2020
When facial hair grows on a manchild's neck but not on his face. Identifying said person as someone incapable of adult interaction or successful working relationships.
Meet my co-worker neckbeard. Don't stare, he gets self conscious about his inability to grow a mans beard.
by MAJEKA August 1, 2011
(v) - to hide in your room, lights off, blinds drawn, shying from society in order to play a video game. This is the stereotype for Dwarf Fortress players but the variety is getting bigger, with games including Minecraft, Warcraft, and Team Fortress 2.
Niall: Where did Ryan go? The party starts in an hour!
Patrick: He went to his room to play TF2. He wants to get a golden wrench.
Niall: He's not neckbearding hard enough to get one of those, and he's neckbearding pretty hard.
Patrick: He went to his room to play TF2. He wants to get a golden wrench.
Niall: He's not neckbearding hard enough to get one of those, and he's neckbearding pretty hard.
by neo! July 6, 2010
Almost always an older, unemployed or retired guy distinguished by a nasty looking neck beard that looks like a dead cat wrapped around his neck. During ammo shortages, they stake out the local ammo retailers and get there hours before they open so they’ll be the first one in line to snatch up any ammo that shows up and resell it at inflated prices.
by Looma January 24, 2021
In programming jargon, a neckbeard is someone who enjoys working in lower level languages for the sake of being manly. Neckbeards typically favor Unix, VI, and AD&D.
by purly May 28, 2010
by Miles Schermerhorn December 18, 2007