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Something or someone that is retarded, immoral, and probably an idiot too. Someone who you just want to punch in the face and beat them up till they are a bloody pulp.
1.Fred: I want to beat that neaud up.
2. Fred: Joe is such a neuad.
Neaud by OctopusPrime December 25, 2007

Neandergammon

pro-Brexit politicians who continue to believe Brexit is still a good thing for the United Kingdom and will argue against any sort of scrutiny based on facts and reality until pink in the face like an inbred pig.
See the news at 10 last night? There was this fucking Neandergammon prick on the telly making all sorts of wild claims about how its past March 29th and we are still in the EU. Maybe he's one of these tax fiddler cunts and wants out at any cost before the EU come chapping his door about his offshore bank account.
Neandergammon by Joe Smiff April 10, 2019
Related Words
Neaud • Neanderthal • neard • naudia • neaum • Naude • naudi • neander • Neanderthot • Naudica

Neanderthesbian 

She who is a striking combination of a Neanderthal and a Thesbian (a woman that is so ugly and masculine that she has to resort to lesbianism for sex).
"Yo Jethro, that bitch looks like a Neanderthesbian."

"For sure. That is one disgusting human"
Neanderthesbian by The Lin August 27, 2009

neanderthug 

A portmanteau of Neanderthal and thug. Ironic because the 'th' in both words should pronounced more like 'neander-tall' and 'tug' based on the German and Hindi etymologies. Often used to describe White people because only people with 100% Sub-Saharan African origins lack neanderthal DNA.
"Wow, Chad is such a neanderthug!"

"I know, he behaves like an animal!"

Neanderthug 

“A bigoted wilfully ignorant abusive aggressive stubborn misogynistic oversexed hyper-masculine probably criminal White Man.”
Many white men claim they're the master race but they're really just neanderthugs at heart.
Neanderthug by Odin44 November 17, 2018

neandertits 

Large primordial breasts, often found on ugly fat women.
Guy 1: so how was cindy last night?
Guy 2: dude, total neandertits.
neandertits by superconar April 7, 2008

Neandering 

The tendency for men to resort to their primordial caveman tendencies when they are without women for an extended period of time.
Us guys went camping in the wild last week, and after a couple of days we were doing some serious neandering. Tom caught a 10" trout with his bare hands. Dick killed a squirrel by throwing a stone at it, and Harry started a fire by rubbing 2 sticks together.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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