NEAR DEATH 

Pounding headache really soar throat sharp Chest pains.

I am near death.

NEAR DEATH by Dr.annderrssonnnn December 4, 2018

near death experience

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.

That guy has had a near death experience.

near death experience by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

near death experience

a vibe check from god

Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!

near death experience by sawft April 14, 2020

Near death sexperience 

A near death experience while having sex, possibly leading to a sex injury.

We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.

Near death sexperience by Orik T. Viking December 7, 2021

near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.

"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."

near death experience by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009

Near death experience

A vibe check from god. People call it almost dying but I call it a vibe check from god. :) your welcome.

You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god!

Near death experience by KirbyVibe_Check November 5, 2020

Near death hottie 

A woman or man who is very attractive or "hot" and has had a near death expierence.

That near death hottie over there is banging.

Near death hottie by near death hottie October 31, 2010