A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 25, 2020
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A Smash Discord server Admin who loves lolis.
Ah'mere: "Have you seen Near?"
Yello: "Bro, he's a man of culture!"
Ah'mere: "Doesn't he like lolis?"
by Light Yagami (Goro Akechi) November 30, 2020
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The least popular person on Instagram that no one likes.
"Do you know Near?"

"Yes, I hate them"
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Old Icelandic proverb, uttered two times in Njal's saga and meaning that duties often come together with family ties.
Thorgerd spoke to Ketil:"Oskuld is dead, as we know. Now keep in mind what you promised when you took him as yours foster-son".

"It may well be", he said, "that I made many promises then, because I never expected days like these would come. In fact, I'm in a difficult position, since I'm married to Njal's daughter - the nose is near to the eyes".
~Njal's saga, translated by Robert Cook
by Sigurth Fafnirsbunny March 8, 2022
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Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.
by Canzz January 19, 2023
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