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1.
Queen of Tumblr. Worshipped by Klaine and/or CrissColfer shippers.
Neaf is a writer famous on the social network Tumblr for writing THE best RPF fanfictions about Glee actors Chris Colfer and Darren Criss. She also tends to post thorough analysises of important scenes between their characters Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson, always resulting in hundreds of fans sobbing about the accurateness of her rants.
"Oh my God, you have never read the Two Hands verse? You don't know anything about life!"
"What do you mean, you didn't like Somewhere, A Clock Is Ticking? Don't you have any soul?"
"OMG NEAF YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY AGAIN, THIS IS THE BEST HEADCANON EVER"
by whattheloserssettlefor October 08, 2011
 
2.
1. Slang for: “Fuck you, oh my god, why are you doing this to me.”
2. The very popular tumblr user that loves glee.
1. When your favorite pairing kiss, you say NEAF
2. "Omg! Neaf I love you!"
by lovelikewoe28 July 03, 2011
 
3.
The ship name of Niall horan and his beloved leaf. They have been seen in pictures and fans believe that Niall is in a private relationship with his sexy and attractive green leaf.
I ship Neaf more than motherfucking Haylor.

Neaf just went on their second date. Awwww!!!

Niall found his princess... Neaf forevahhh <3

Neaf is like my otp!
by Zianourry1356643 January 13, 2013
 
4.
A combination of "nose" and "deaf," neaf refers to the inability to smell.
How can you not smell that? Are you neaf?

His BO was neafening.

She was completely neafened by the stench.
by BajingoFett February 07, 2006