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Nature Nazi

Any person who is out to save "mother earth". Usually, these people come in the form of hippies, bunny lovers, and tree huggers. Nature extremists. They hate SUV's, any type of offroad vehicles (i.e. dirtbikes, quads), and dune buggies. If it means we can't build a house because it'll take away the habitat of a fucking tree frog, they're all for it. They're usually jobless and "live off of nature". Sometimes they're referred to as "homeless". Except for the rare ones like Al Gore.
We can't go trailriding because those tree hugging, bunny thumping, nature nazi's were whining that they saw a screach owl in the woods and we might give it a heart attack and cause it to become extinct.
Nature Nazi by Foster420 February 22, 2007
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Nature Nazi

An intolerant, hyper-extreme environmentalist that believes human beings and the human-built environment has no place on the planet. Rabidly opposed to the idea that cities contain people, buildings and commerce, and uses endless legal action to block development to turn every square inch of land into a nature reserve or swamp grass stormwater basin. Fanatical about preserving every tiny obscure element of the environment, while has an inability to "see the forest for the trees" and that their larger actions are actually significantly more harmful to the planet. Could care less about habitat for human beings to live but is fanatically obsessed with the habitat of some obscure newt or owl. Driven by fanatical ideology and blind opposition than a concern for proven solutions that actually help the environment.

Not to be confused with a sane rational environmentalist that tries to minimize waste and human's negative impacts on the planet.
That Nature Nazi has litigated the construction of a trolley line over a 50 ft stretch of wetland because it might cast an 8 ft wide shadow on the swamp.

A Nature Nazi just blocked a new three-story mixed-use apartment building next to a subway station because it might result in the loss of a single tree planted 15 years ago.
Nature Nazi by ponchoes April 6, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004