National kick ass day

The day you get to beat tf fuck out of someone

“Damn damazia beat tf out of those kids that were talking shit about him.that’s national kick ass day”

national smack ass day

April 12. Smack anyone’s ass and say “it’s national smack ass day”

*smacks ass*
Joey: “bruh that’s gay”
David: “nah man, it’s national smack ass day.”

by Fluorescent_Dildo April 11, 2019

April 12 National eat ass day. The day where you can go around and eat someone's ass .

"Hey didnt you hear its National eat ass day. Wanna come by my house today and let me eat your ass?"

National slap ass day is great

made by fuck heads who want to get a gf/ bf after not seeing the sun for years

Dont use this as an excuse you'll just look like a sexual predator

by notheretoday April 20, 2021

Is the day when the girl can slap all the boys with sexy ass 13- 15 November 🍑🍑🍑

Girl : " Girl slap boy "

Boy: " why are you do that ? "

Girl : " cause it 's national slap ass day "

by Huitifxirsurcoh November 13, 2019

On April 25th, 2018. YOU have to Slap he/she ass, no matter how close you are with the person

Slap the person Ass on National Ass Slap Day

by X8x8x8x8x8xskwkc April 25, 2018