National Smack a Short Bitch Day

On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.

A celebration of slapping short people is on National Smack a Short Bitch Day (10/9)

by Fratto_Inc October 7, 2021

National smack your ex day

National smack your ex day is a Full day of smacking your ex it happened once a year on October 17th

Watch out it National smack your ex day hehehe

by Yung mexico September 10, 2019

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back

by Mayonnaise_boi October 30, 2019

National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.

by Mayonnaise_boi October 30, 2019

by Xxxbigdlck October 22, 2019

National let nakhi smack your butt day

by Nakhi October 15, 2021