National Rape Day

If you celebrate this please crash into the nearest oil refinery nobody will miss you.

(national rape day is shit) Dude if I could tell the gym teacher to drive into the nearest oil refinery i would be sooo happy

by Yuepoo20 February 7, 2023

National Chloe Day

A national day celebrating all people called chloe on the 17th May.

*Its the 17th May*
Hey its National Chloe Day today! Have a great day Chloe!

by H3lp m3 October 3, 2018

National Shoebill Day

April 18th is national shoebill day, a day to appreciate some not well known animals.

The national shoebill date is a play on the year they were found, 1840.

I don't even know how this would be used in a sentence...

"Happy national shoebill day..?"

by kirakirastar October 12, 2020

National Maddy day

National Maddy day is June 10th, on this day, we celebrate all Maddys around the world, they are allowed the queen treatment and should be bowed upon.

Guys did you hear, it’s National Maddy day!

by skippy11 June 11, 2020

National Rape Day

Don’t rape people it’s bad and national rape day is to put a stop to it

National rape day is to stop people raping girls and sometimes boys

by Stevi hardford March 20, 2021

national croc day

October 23rd is National Croc Day. This means everyone across the United States of America should wear a pair of Crocs on this day!

Person one: Hey, do you have an extra pair of Crocs for National Croc Day?

Person two: Hell yeah my nigga!! What color you want? I got black, red, yellow, and camo.

Person one: I'll take camo so I can look like a badass.

by Mr. Croc September 20, 2013

National whale day

Every Friday it’s national whale day

If you hear someone say whale you have to shout whale

Person 1 : “Hey, do you like whales?”
Person 2 : “WHALE!!!”
Person 1 : “What was that for”
Person 2 :“Do you not know what day it is. Well happy national whale day!”

by Rebekah the pigeon November 22, 2019