The THIIIIICCCCEST man I know. He tanks cafeteria tacos like no one else. He is a big lax bro and has a horse cock and a half. He is a typical jew and often wears a patagonia and khakis to school. He has a broken shoulder and is a little bitch when it comes to nuts (except human nuts). He sucks fat black women boobs whenever he is thirsty. He can lactate whenver he wants. His man boobs squirt milk.
by KETON BLOm May 3, 2019
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