|1.||Nasty Dark Crystal|
is a woman who has graduated beyond the white trash phase and metamorphed into a greasy, puss-filled piece of anal cheeze. She has multiple lovers mainly including animals such as dogs, rats, and gerbils. She has low self-esteem and gets her jolly's from crappin' her panties and smelling her fingers. You can find her beggin' for change under the Atlantic City boardwalk and performing sexual favors for a vile of crack.
Yo bro, you bang that chick and your dick is not only going to fall off....but it will create a secondary demon head full of warts when you touch that Nasty Dark Crystal!!!