NASDAQed

When a girl is interested in a guy but then adds all his friends on Facebook even if she has never met them or confuses meeting all of them at a party the night before. Or in other words she trades on an open market like the NASDAQ.

Paul: dude I got a hot date with this new girl man!
Sam: bro you got NASDAQed. She accepted my friend request!
Paul: maaaaan I hate you guys.

by Trader88 November 15, 2014

nasdaq

National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations

group of bee stung nose people from money center banks asked the question, " How can we milk these americans " Now thats how the nasdaq got started in 1971 and each year they continue milking the investors, ( suckers ) bag holders

by itichie_nocanpo November 3, 2006

Nasdaq

verb: 1. the act of leaving a stale spot. 2. Can also be used as a derogotary word when referring to a retail investor.

Lets nasdaq out of this bitch.

You're such a nasdaq investor.

by Jeremy Nelson1223 January 4, 2011

NASDAQ whore

someone of highsociety that you never would think that shes a whore..

Bill; so how was that rich bitch
Jake; She aint nothing but a NASDAQ whore.

by Jake_69ld March 18, 2005

To Nasdaq

1. (V.) To fail miserably
2. (V.) To suddenly or inexplicably experience a drastic decline in capability or status.

To Nasdaq: He's usually such a great speaker to hear but he totally Nasdaqed it tonight!

by Nietzsche Is Dead November 2, 2008