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Naruto ia a show with no advanceing plot with a fanbase of 10yr olds who cant stay up late enough to watch adult swim and see some real anime. They say jitsu after everyother word and really piss me the fuck off. This show shouldnt have even made it on the air.
Some random example of Naruto

Some guy that follows around that other guy - "Omfg dude use your throwadagger jitsu!!!"
Teh bad guy - "bwhaha you cant hit me because i am a master in moveoutoftheway jitsu!!!"
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An anime, aimed mainly at kids. It focuses on the character Naruto Uzumaki, and what he goes through while trying to become Hokage (leader/top ninja) of Konoha (Village Hidden in the Leaves/Leaf Village).

In America, the anime (although strangely very popular) is lacking in quality compared to the undubbed and uncut Japanese version. The manga is very popular as well, and if you only have access to the American version of the anime but also are able to get your hands on the manga, I suggest that you read the manga versus watching the anime.

Fans of Naruto (sometimes known as Narutards, which can be used both positively and negatively) will often cosplay as the characters at anime conventions.
Naruto Uzumaki wants to be Hokage.

I'd like a Naruto headband, but I'd probably just get bashed by the extreme fans and haters of the series for wearing it.
by Wolbachia October 24, 2007
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The "cool" anime show that Japenese school girls and everyone under 14 watches. In a few years it will suffer the same fate as Pokemon though; graduly decreasing in popularity until it becomes the thing people look back on and say "oh yeah I remember that show, wow.. I thought this was cool. I must have been such a loser when I was younger."

The kid in the orange jumpsuit who yells "Believe It" at random points in the show. Also the franchize that just will not die. How many fricken half ass games will they make for Naruto!

Also anyone over the age of 14 who still watches Naruto is considered a loser with no life. If you are one of these cases ask yourself "Do the popular people at school who don't watch Naruto think i'm cool and do they think Naruto is cool." Your answer "NO."
Naruto, like Pokemon will slowly, but surely die off into a decaying pile of crap on youtube and in your closet.

Why the hell does Naruto blurt out "Believe It" in the middle of a conversation? It makes him look like a 9 year old Japenese school girl!
by ChristianK May 04, 2007
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The best anime and manga I ever watched and read.

They tell about a boy named Naruto Uzumaki who has the Nine-Tailed Fox sealed away inside of him. He dreams of being Hokage someday. He is skilled in many Jutsus and Techniques like the Rasengan and Shadow Clones Jutsu. After a while, people stopped fearing him for the Nine-Tails and they show lots of love and respect to him.

When Naruto is in complete sorrow and/or filled with rage, he becomes destructive and infused with Nine-Tailed Demon's chakra but it always stops.

The anime and manga are awesome but the manga is much further and a little more graphic than the anime due to filler arcs to help. It has its funny moments, its fourth wall-breaking moments, its serious moments, its sad moments and its action-filled moments.

It also gives people a better view of ninjas.
1. Naruto is awesome. He deserves to be Hokage. He is always helping people and changing them for the better. He will be Hokage some day. Believe it! Or if you prefer, Dattebayo!

2. I don't get why there are some people who hate the Naruto series. It's very cool and epic. Naruto Forever!
by Naruto Fan Child July 14, 2010
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perhaps the gayest anime in existence
Naruto takes it in the ass, hey im just telling the truth
by Jeff Ansell March 16, 2008
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The gayest anime ever. AND I MEAN EVER!

Reasons:
1. Here you have a NINJA wearing bright orange. Fuckin' bright orange? That will never blend in.
2. Next thing... he goes around yelling "BELIEVE IT!" what the fuck? Ninjas are sapose to be silent I thought.
3. Then their is this chick with pink hair and some fag she likes.
4. Quote: "Oh my god Kakashi is so hot!"
First off... his face is fucking covered how the fuck can he be hot!? and second... he's a fucking cartoon. You want somebody hot? Matt fuckin' Damon, thats hot.
5. The headbands. I fucking hate these things... such a waste of money. I like Rurouni Kenshin but do you see me drawing cross shaped scars on my left cheek? nope

If your into retards thinking their ninjas wearing bright orange yelling "BELIVE IT!" then this is for you. But if you acually have a brain you'd watch Rurouni Kenshin or play Gears of War for sevral hours.
Naruto is gay and deserves to die. Anyone who likes this has a brain tumor and should also die.
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Naruto is a stupid, way too overpopular manga/anime. HERE'S why:

1.The characters, in both the manga and anime, are terribly drawn. What kind of a half-assed author was it that created it, anyway?
2. Any manga/ anime that has a main character named Sakura is stupid and half-assed, anyway. That is an overused fucking name.
3. The people that wear those retarded headbands? Ohmygod, do they knowhow retarded they look. Waste of money. People that wear them to stores, malls, and school? FAIL.
4. It's really an anime for people that don't know quality anime. Go watch some Deathnote or Ouran High, PLEASE.
5. I actually saw an episode to see how freaking terrible it was; I was very dissapointed that any functioning members of the human race would even sit through an episode of the anime. A little blond son-of-a-bitch was running around eating 812972 pounds of food, yelling "BELIEVE IT!" in his little gay orange jumpsuit. What the fuck kind of ninja is that?
6. Which brings up another fact. I know that ninjas don't always dress in black, killing people silently. But, I'll be damned if they run around in bright orange jumpsuits yelling "BELIEVE IT!". What the fuck am I supposed to be believing here anyway? That ninjas are loud, annoying, and dressed in bright orange?....disbelief! =0
7. The anime is created for little kids, anyway. That means, everyone 14 and under, and everyone thinks they're pretty damn dorky, too. If you're over 15 and you watch it? I have nothing to say to you. You're a disgrace to mankind, son.
8. It will soon die out anyway, once people notice how retarded it is. Even the Narutards, who are already, obviously, RETARDED.
9. About 90% of the episodes are fillers, everyone can agree on that. It is way too fucking long, each fighting scene lasts for about 5 episodes.
NARUTARD!:omg i luv naruto it is so cool :D wo0o0o0ot!
Tom: Uh, it's really not that great.
NARUTARD!: WAT DID U SAY! =0 MAY <insert stupid over-used japanese name here> HAV MRCY ON UR SOUL!
Tom: Uh, right. How much do you watch that fucking stupid show, anyway?
NARUTARD!: Lik evryday, it comes on my fav channl (some stupid toon channel that doesn't understand anime), right before my beddy-bye time! (nine-o-clock in the evening)
Tom: Okay, whatever. You give otakus a bad name. That's why the Japanese hate them. Go get a life.
NARUTARD!: well i couldnt imagin lif without naruto! >:
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