A male who's basic goal is to gather as many internet skanks as possible to make up for his life inadequicy and genetalia size. May assume different nicknames and attempt intellectual conversation only to be thwarted and outed due to pathelogical lying and ineptness.
Sir_Nardo : If I was'nt with <skanknumber5> I would try to get with you.

`shannon` : Wow ok, you = idiot.
by LoRd_SoCk March 26, 2005
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The sexual act of using grape jelly, a strawberry condom and a night full of regrets.
Misty got nasty nardoed last night, she smells wonderful but it's gonna take days to get that jelly out.
by NastyNardoe January 23, 2017
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Nardo Dick is a faggy ass American Rapper who gained recognition after releasing his song Who Want Suck??, along with fellow-faggy rapper(s) 21InchSavage, Lil Dick, and G Squirto.
Hey man, listen to this song by Nardo Dick called "Me or Suck" by Lil BabyGravy and Fuckture!! "eugh, this is gay as hell!!" "yeah, but its str8 fire!!"
by cheiejn April 24, 2023
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Nardos are males that care for their family but is a very cheap giver. A Nardos pet would be a pug cause man's best friend ya know? A Nardo NEVER knows when to shut up! He gets drunk ALL of the time but loves his family and hanging out with them!
A pug is a Nardos best friend! When you get drunk you act like a Nardo!
by The Lonliest and Wisiest Potat December 24, 2018
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Someone who is crazy at hockey, lives in Hauppauge, New York and may sleep with his cousin.
Hey Nardo, how was hockey practice with your cousin?
by The Dictionary Man July 16, 2020
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Nardos is a badass she will fight for anyone who can’t fight for themselves. She cares about the underdogs. She has a lot of friends and comes off as mean or intimidating but she’s actually really nice and sweet. Nardos is the definition of drop-dead beautiful. She has such a big heart. She is also extremely funny and can make anyone smile. Her smile can lighten up a room. But don’t let that smile fool you she is really good at hiding her emotions. She is so selfless and cares about others before herself. She’s usually tall with dark hair and eyes. If you ever meet a Nardos be nice and she’ll do the same. Don’t loose this one because she’s a great friend and girlfriend. Falling for her is easy but her falling for someone is a little harder she has probably been heartbroken or just plays hard to get so give her time and she’ll come through
She's a total Nardos
by DaftPunkLover127 March 21, 2021
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