The most amazingly crap film ever. Can anyone explain what was so funny. The cast should be put against a wall and shot and as for the director and producers jeez why make this crap
Tedious, boring shite as in I would rather watch paint dry whilst being castrated than watch this film ever again. In fact the day it comes on Sky Digital I will cancel my subscription..
by AndyS August 25, 2005
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retarded ass movie that my friends said was good i said wtf as i broke the dvd
ryan knows what he is talking about he know good movies from bad ones
by vince March 31, 2005
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The worlds best movie ever!
Do the Chickens have large talons?
So Napoleon what are you gonna do today? What I ever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.
Your mom goes to college.
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
Etc.
GO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MOST Tizoe MOVIE EVER!!!!!
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Make yourself a dang quesidilla!
by Bluestorm100 December 29, 2005
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(proper noun) A "nerdy-type" guy from Idaho who does not care about what anyone thinks of him and just does what he enjoys. Interests include: drawing pictures of fairy-tale creatures and the like, tetherball, throwing oranges at passing cars. Also stars in his own movie called, obviously, "Napoleon Dynamite" which was flipping SWEET!! People who are against this movie because it's "stupid" and "pointless" need to chill because that's just it... you have to appreciate the mindlessness!
direct quote from Napoleon to Deb, his prom date: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."
by nico April 10, 2005
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By far the shittiest film ever to become so popular. Utterly shitty. So shitty that I wanted to cry. I can't understand why people liked it and not the 100 movies/shows/internet shorts that come out every month with the exact same type of fucking stupid humor. On top of all that it was slow paced and boring. see shit
Damn! This movie blows donkey cock! I'm not watching another minute of this shit! I wish Napoleon would open his damn eyes, that squinting bastard! If that fucking kid makes another film I'll hunt him down, eat his brain, and use his lifeless body for pre-med anatomical studies!
by Hanz Von Steiner March 26, 2005
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A total sketch-ass movie, in a good way. Even though it had no plot whatsoever, and next to no budget, it managed to gain so much popularity in a matter of days. Much better the second time you watch it, but after that it kinda loses its humor... unless you're trippin out! :P
by fastacious July 29, 2005
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This is totally a mormon movie...although it's well hidden. How many people knew about preston idaho anywho (except us mormons!) I mean...the Ricks shirt he's wearing (Which is now BYU idaho by the way) is a helpful hint...and plus...the fact that there are no crude words or anything should give it away. Flippin' and Geez are Heck Yes are famous mormon phrases. WOOT WOOT FOR THE MORMONS! Also the fact that a young girl is forced to go to a dance with a boy she doesn't like...lol...often occurs in mormon culture. and vica versa...
"Hey Tina you fat lard come eat some dinner" (sorry that was the best part)
"Pedro offers his protection."
"There are much more where these(pictures)came from if you go to the dance with me"
by Nikki November 25, 2004
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