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While sleeping, you involuntarily force your hand down your pants and start beating your meat. I tore my jirta during my napjack.
I had a great napjack last night. While I was dreaming about Jessica Alba, I had a napjack. My mom walked in on my napjack last night and called my pastor to pray for me. "How was your night last night? Did you get laid?" "No, but I had a very nice napjack." |
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