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An area of definitions on Urban Dictionary with absolutely no purpose except to get on people's nerves by unjustifiably talking about how awesome someone with a certain name is. The existence of names as definitions on this website is nothing but an obnoxious joke.
Person 1: "Look, it says guys with my name are super attractive and get all the ladies. Pretty accurate, huh?"
Person 2: "You're an absolute idiot. Please find a position in society where intelligence is not required."
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What girls and gay men age 12-21 seem to LOVE to add to Urbandictionary, and what editors like me have to sift through daily.

1. Bonqueesha . . . . . . 1 up, 12,894 down
t3h smexi3st gurl n t3h wrld, shh3 iz am3zin an can c0unt 2 nfinity!!11one XD XD XD

Example: omadlhdlolx0rz!!!

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50% of the definitions on Urban Dictionary
Seriously. Stop putting names in the dictionary.
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A label given to you. Contrary to popular belief, it has NO affect on your personality. Names are only to stop one person from getting confused with another. They do not suddenly make you some amazing person you are not. You can change your name from Sarah to something strange, like, say, Azaria, and you will NOT suddenly be unique and pretty and so on.
I just thought I would use a random name generator, then look up the name in Urban Dictionary. Here's what I got/

A small cute girl with a dazzling smile and beautiful eyes. Often doesn't realise how beautiful and charming she is. Lucy is intelligent, kind and the best sort of friend. She is there when you are sad and gives you amazing hugs. She is funny and has a head full of the most amazing stories. Lucy longs for fun and adventure and loves to dance. Lucy can be shy and full of self-doubt, but once she lets you in she will make you happier than you ever realised.


It's just a fucking name.
by CLRB August 18, 2011
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Basically your name is pretty much a label people use to define you. Also, if you have a generic name such as Bob, Joe, Fred, etc., you are pretty much the perfect guy. Seriously, look up an overused name right now.
Tim looked up his name on urbandictionary and found out his name meant that he was a smart, athletic, and an all around perfect individual. Ironically, Tim has never had a girlfriend in his life and he is currently dropping out of school because of his obsession of World of Warcraft.
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A meaningless word assigned to you that lets people judge you before they know you.
Your name's Weniger? What a sh*thead!
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Something that people rarely realize their parents have.
Mom's friend: Bye Janice!
Son: Who's Janice?
Mom: Me!
Son: I thought people called you Mom.
Mom: I have a name
Son: Whatever, "Janice"
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