The Naked Mans Curryfest

Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.

Good luck guys.

Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"

Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"

Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"

Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"

by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009

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naked man rule

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.

Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky

by vulture boi April 30, 2009

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naked man bitch

Its where a naked man and a female dog fuck making a naked man bitch, it come our of the man not the dog

i'm a naked man bitch, my life sucks

by Creator os THIS THING OF | D: February 25, 2019

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naked meat man

Having sex without a condom, in the raw, aka raw dog, raw doggin it

Damn! I got it last night, but I went up in it naked meant man.
Dude, did you hit that naked meat man?
Don't tell me you hit that naked meat man style.

by robinU February 1, 2007

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