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nagoya handstand 

When you go to a buffet with a friend who is willing to help you make room for some more food, possibly round 3 at the buffet and beyond. Basically, what one friend does is a handstand on a table. The other friend then opens their mouth while sitting, then, the hand standing friend slams their cock down the seated friends throat. As a result, more space is created so that the next round of buffet can be vanquished.
Nagoya= A Japanese city, which roughly translates to American as "Huge ass buffet"
Dave: Hey buddy. I'm really hungry for the desert phase of my buffet, but I've wasted all of the room in my stomach on the Japanese and Chinese phases.

Goose: That's cool dude. Let me get up on the table and help you out with that. I have been practicing the Nagoya handstand for months!
nagoya handstand by Slooter Goose November 9, 2009

Nagoya Searched

A strict body seach at an airport or concert where the security guard feels the genital area.
dude ! that was way to far i got Nagoya searched
Nagoya Searched by hamghetti... September 21, 2008
Amazing person; beautiful inside an out, outgoing, controling, sexy, lovable, and a shy person at times.
Who's that fine chick standing at the bar? Dog dats Natoya, she's hot; aint she?
natoya by Erotic Diamondz February 3, 2010

Naoya Zenin 

this man.. oh gosh this man...

eyeliner perfect. face perfect. piercings perfect.

the entirety of him is perfect!

if only he didn't open his mouth.
"Naoya Zenin, a special grade 1 sorcerer."
"Damn, he's hot."
"I know righ-"
"SOMEONE PLS PEG THE MISOGYNY OUT OF HI-"

Naoya Zenin 

Little bitch boy of the zenin clan. "Stands with Gojo and Toji" my ass.

Naoya Sakamoto 

• Name: 坂本直弥
• Name (romaji): Sakamoto Naoya

• Profession: Actor and singer

• Birthdate: 1983-Dec-10

• Birthplace: Fukuoka prefecture

• Height: 171cm

• Weight: 50kg

• Blood type: O

• Family: Younger twin brother (Sakamoto Kazuya)

• Band: ON/OFF (Debuted in 2007)

Naoya is more talkative than his brother and gives some of the sexiest expressions. He is as silly and funny as his brother but unlike his brother is not cryptive in blog entries and not very detailed about what he is talking about. By fans often called "Naoya" or "Nao" for short. He is seen as more masculine than his brother and like his brother notes he is the older one when introducing himself. Also, Naoya cannot seem to sleep without pajamas to the point of that he will sleep with them under clothes if he must. Overall, he is a Japanese heartthrob, how can you not *glomp that?

*For those who don't know what glomp is, it is a pounce-like hug normally done when one is excited which may cause the one being hugged to fall taking the bugger with them.
Naoya Sakamoto, the twin who may attack you easliy in a broom closet.

Senario1:
Naoya Sakamoto: *making brother laugh*

Girl: Awww...such brotherly love. <3

Senario2:
Naoya Sakamoto: *runs out of bathroom when bathing covered in suds* Kazuya take my picture.

Kazuya: O.O ... *takes picture*

Naoya Sakamoto: My eyes hurt...

Fan reading about it in blog entry: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
Naoya Sakamoto by Himi~chan February 16, 2010