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nerdometer

nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/

adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/

n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/

n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/
You guys really set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that.
nerdometer by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010

Negrometer 

A mental tool to help determine how much of a negro someone is.
Black Person: Nigga please

Cody:He's a ten on the Negrometer
Negrometer by Clutch Master January 2, 2010

nanometer-peter 

a penis so small its nearly nonexistent.
Dude i got pantsed in front of everyone and now everyone calls me nanometer-peter D:!!
nanometer-peter by Seydan October 6, 2009

Negrometer 

A tool used to measure the temperature of an african
Is he running a fever? Better use the Negrometer
Negrometer by GnarPuddle September 25, 2016

niggometer 

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs
good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!
niggometer by sinicalypticalcunt March 28, 2015

Nanometer 

A kid who doesn’t do anything bad. He constantly does really retarded things that are actually super embarrassing but he thinks, “was super fuckin cool”. He dresses like a white boy to make himself look cool but turns down anything that is actually funny. He also constantly admits he is not a nanometer. This kid tries to be a fuck boy but ends up turning down a chance to fuck someone sexy girl. When he finally gets a girl friend he acts awkward as hell and probably will break up within a week.
Nanometer: yo can I hit the pod dude.
Cock sucker: sure if you if you want
Nanometer holds the pod up to his mouth.
Nanometer: actually never mind I might be allergic.
Everyone else: 🤣
Nanometer by ^_^^ ^ June 24, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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